The best-lookingest that makes others in comparison look plain ugly with warty faces and green hair and absoulutely positively horrible nose jobs, says:

Here's the winning poem by Cammile R.!
We picked her poem because it was funny, and very creative!

Pigfeet stinks. my own brain thinks,
that it is dumb. Made by a bum.
It's really sad, and uber bad.
I'd rather sit and stare at the wall,
then watch any pigfeet at all.
Why was it made? I don't know.
If it was destroyed, I would say "so?"
I would never in a million years be caught,
watching any pigfeet ( dramatic pause )...NOT!!