The Best-Lookingest that makes others in comparison look ugly with warty faces and green hair and fur says:

LISTEN UP PEOPLE, CAUSE I'M ONLY TYPING THIS ONCE.
I'm sorry, but Fab.,about every
pigfeet fan is from Ms. Allen's class, and
she told us that joke about a billion gazillion
times. ( no wonder you're the least smartiest :) ) 
 Second, you didn't win the contest, Camille R. did,
 I agree, I was totally in the lead. boohoo. bleah, to the judge. (I judged too though...)winning poem is going to be posted, like, in five minutes.
PS. I'm not letting my poor piggles go on a diet. GET IT OFF
THE VEGGIES.