The Best-lookingest person in the world that makes others in comparison look ugly says:

Well, like drumroll!! And I'm not even
BOTHERING to say please. Hello? Ugh, gosh.
Well, listen up peepsles! I have some really important news to say!
one, like smartie blogged, Smartie and I are making a music video
of * but pig style!
second, ENTER THE CONTEST BY THE END OF SUMMER OR I WILL
SQUEEZE YOU UNTILL YOUR GUTS FALL OUT. PERSONALLY. I MEAN IT.
third, actually I'm not even going to bother with you people.

*sadly, Baby, by Justin Beiber