Ahhh! the drums are too loud, who would ask for a drum roll anyway? gosh....
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Fab: top ten ways to avoid watching the FIFA world cup of boringness!
Best-looks: soccer in cup form....intriguing......
Fab. whatever, get on with it!
Best-Looks: reason number one, tell your parents that you have to sharpen some pens and a few of your little brother's toys.
Fab: reason number two, you have to do some geography online(aka. play computer games or look at this blog)
Best-looks: reason number three, tell your parents that you are severely allergic to boring soccer games.
Fab: reason number four, tell them you have to plan your wedding day outfit (which might happen in a ten, fifteen, even never, years)
Best-looks: reason five, tell them that you have a sudden URGENT interest in growing a beard.
Fab: reason six, you just got a scholarship to Harvard and have to go shopping at the mall for clothes.
Best-looks: reason seven, This is child abuse! I don't have to watch the world cup! I have rights!
Fab: reason eight, I need to go pay the taxes.
Best-looks: reason nine, I'm going to talk to my Lawyer about this whole child abuse thing, if you excuse me. I might even sue you, so grow eyes on the back of your head buddy!
Fab: reason ten, ha ha! I have the remote, I can change the channel, here's my deal, I'll give you the remote if you let me go and do some things..................
Both: NOW......let's go watch the world cup! I heard it's interesting! oh! over lattes!
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