Best-Lookingest says:

ENTER THE CONTEST PEOPLE, IT'S NOT THAT HARD!

Here's an example I made, I promise, it took about 2 minutes.

Piccollo saw some pigs,

Pigs in wigs, eating figs, on some twigs

Piccollo told the D.I. today,

The D.I. spoke up, little pigs in wigs, you say?

Are you sick, did you eat some hay?

No, we're advertising Pigfeet, said Piccollo, okay?

Now let's watch P--I--G--.............wait, you gotta pay!

OR I'LL DO THIS TO YOUR THUMB.......SO GO AWAY!